Old? Wait 'til you've had to put up with that for 25 years ...Got a congratulations on joining the club, from the AARP, the other day when I turned 50.
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Old? Wait 'til you've had to put up with that for 25 years ...Got a congratulations on joining the club, from the AARP, the other day when I turned 50.
Heck I remember him before he became Panic Payne!I don't know about the rest of you but I'm so old...I can remember when David Payne the OKC meteorologist some hair-not much but he could still say he had hair.
I just added a post to the Chicken Fired Steak posting above. I'm old enough to remember when we lusted over pretty girls, now we lust over food? I hate to imagine what is next?
I've been told that my behavior is not befitting of a gentleman my age. I should act my age. My Reply: I don't know how, I've never been this old before......A buddy and I were talking about this just last night. We find that we cannot do things that used to be simple. Everything seems to piss me off these days and I like people less and less. We settled on the fact that we are entering that “old man stage of life.”
Your next heartbeat, breath. I still lust over pretty girls...still got a heartbeat. Just a whole lot smarter today. Oh, the expensive wisdom learned the hard way from them. Too soon old; too late smart. Time changes us all.I just added a post to the Chicken Fired Steak posting above. I'm old enough to remember when we lusted over pretty girls, now we lust over food? I hate to imagine what is next?
Laughter is the remedy to being a grouchy old man! If you don't think you have anything to laugh about, just look in the mirror, in the nude! We both just have a short time left, ENJOY IT!I've been told that my behavior is not befitting of a gentleman my age. I should act my age. My Reply: I don't know how, I've never been this old before......
I'm still waiting to see when that "Old enough to know better" feature kicks in.
I never expected to be a Grouchy Old Man. But, here I am.....KILLING IT!!!!!
**** with an old guy with a gun, you'll never be as old as him.
At my age, "life in prison" or the "death penalty" has mostly lost its sting, having been superseded by LMAO.
Amen But I never said im going to grow up .I just added a post to the Chicken Fired Steak posting above.
Laughter is the remedy to being a grouchy old man! If you don't think you have anything to laugh about, just look in the mirror, in the nude! We both just have a short time left, ENJOY IT!
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