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<blockquote data-quote="cwheatley" data-source="post: 4235053" data-attributes="member: 49829"><p>A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked - “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later!"</p><p></p><p>The nun agreed.</p><p></p><p>A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked - “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”</p><p></p><p>The nun replied and pointed - “He went that way.”</p><p></p><p>After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said - “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq.”</p><p></p><p>The nun replied - “I understand completely.”</p><p></p><p>The soldier added - “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”</p><p></p><p>The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to Iraq either!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cwheatley, post: 4235053, member: 49829"] A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked - “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later!" The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked - “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied and pointed - “He went that way.” After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said - “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq.” The nun replied - “I understand completely.” The soldier added - “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!” The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to Iraq either!" [/QUOTE]
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