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Jokes in really, REALLY bad taste ...

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  1. Annie

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    There, that should be enough of you guys ... if this is against the rules (I didn't see anything about "bad taste" jokes, just racial stuff ...) please delete and accept my apologies ... but I laughed til I cried when the old man told me this one ...:lmfao:

    :lookaroun

    Dodi said "I wanna **** Di in a tunnel, NOT ****ing die in a tunnel."

    :naughty:
     
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    I'm okay with that. Everybody has their "thing". God knows Post 12 was a hoot to just about everyone except that one mod ... lol ... my sense of humor tends towards the "nothing's sacred and therefore offensive to at least one person out there" side of the fence. Just is what it is ...

    I'm just wondering why my buddy @caojyn hasn't come in here and gotten on to me yet. God knows he's the bastion of moral outrage ... :hey3:
     
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    He just had a stick up his butt. LOL
     
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    Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
     
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    How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altarboy.
     
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    Lmao! I'll have to see what else I can find this evening!!
     
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    Here ... this should hold you guys for a minute ... lol

    A married couple down on their luck decides to make a few extra bucks by reluctantly having the wife work the corner. After the first day the husband picks her up and asks "how did you do?". She says, "I did pretty well, I made $200.50". He asks, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" and she replies "all of them".
     
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    I used to be a sadistic necrophiliac with a penchant for bestiality, but I realized I was just beating a dead horse.
     
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    Ok, I swear this is the last one for a bit. I got stuff I gotta finish! Lol

    Two homeless men are standing around bragging about their day. The First hobo says "Today i found $20, and was able to buy a nice hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!".

    to which the second hobo replies: "oh yeah, my day was way better! I was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, we ****ed all day"

    "Did you get a blow job?"

    "Naw, I couldnt find her head"
     
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    I should have NEVER looked! Lol

    Lady in labour, shouting the usual ****, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you ****er!" He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, '**** off it'll be too painful.'"
     

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