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Jokes in really, REALLY bad taste ...

Discussion in 'Stupid Stuff' started by Annie, Sep 1, 2017.

  1. Oklahomabassin

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    At least he wasn't asking to take a photo of your ID. Lmao
     
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    Didn't we used to have a rule about being a participating member with quality posts before being admitted to the classifieds?
     
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    (FROM ANOTHER FORUM):rollingla


    Be sure and read the FINE PRINT!


    A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the offer and heads off for a weekend of fun in the sun.

    He arrives and plays a round of golf. It cost him a buck. When he goes for dinner that evening, it costs him another buck. His room is only a buck a day!

    The day before he's to check out, he heads out to play a last round and stops by the pro shop and charges a sleeve of three balls to his room.

    When he's checking out next morning, he looks at the bill and sees:

    Golf: $1.00
    Dinner: $1.00
    Room: $1.00.
    Sleeve of golf balls: $3,000.00

    He asks the Manager, "What is this all about? Everything is supposed to cost one dollar, and you charged me three thousand for three golf balls?"

    "I'm sorry, sir, said the manager, but you didn't read the fine print in our promotional brochure. That's what our golf balls cost."

    "Well, said the man, If I wanted to spend that kind of money, I could've gone to that luxury hotel across the street and paid them a thousand dollars a day for a room. At least I would've known what I was paying for!"

    "That's right, sir, you could have, said the manager. Over there they get you by the room. Over here we get you by the balls!"
     
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    An Arab and His Son

    A young Arab boy asks his father What is that strange hat you are wearing?�

    The father said: "Why, my son, it is a 'chechia.' In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.�

    "And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing? asked the boy

    Oh, my son! exclaimed the father It is very simple. This is a 'djbellah.' As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing. My djbellah protects the entire body,�

    The son then asked: "But Father, what about those ugly shoes you have on your feet?�

    "These are 'babouches' my son, the father replied. You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These babouches' keep us from burning our feet.�

    "So tell me then," added the boy.

    "Yes, my son. . . . . �

    "Why are you living in Minnesota and still wearing all this ****?
     
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    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
    On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
    “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
    “What?” said the puzzled groom.
    “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
    “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
    Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.
    Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.
    Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.
    Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
    Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.
    Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
    Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
    Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
    Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”
    “Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?”
    “You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”
     

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