- Mar 19, 2017
- Reaction score
- Oklahoma City, OK
Ok, time for my humble contribution.
A teenage girl walks up to her father, sitting in his easy chair.
"Hey dad, can I have 20 bucks" she asks.
"Sure" her father replies. He produces a crisp $20 bill from his wallet, lays it on his crotch and says, "you know what you gotta do for it" with a large grin.
"Aw, c'mon daddy...do I have to" she cries.
"Yup, you know the rules" dear ol' dad answers.
So, reluctantly, the young girl falls to her knees and pleasures her father.
Afterwards, the girl stands up, spits and makes a grimace. "Damn dad, that tasted just like ****."
The father leans back, puts his hands behind his head and says...
"Yeah, your brother wanted to borrow the car earlier."
OMG, I'm DYING over here!!