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Jokes in really, REALLY bad taste ...

Discussion in 'Stupid Stuff' started by Annie, Sep 1, 2017.

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    Corona joke, you wanna hear it....










    Ah you won't get it..
     
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    If you’re having trouble visualizing 10 feet apart, picture Mitch Trubisky throwing a pass and the distance between the receiver and where the pass lands.
     
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    The two biggest pains

    There was a biker that was brought into the hospital by ambulance after he lost it on a gravel road. The biker was a walking road rash with embedded pieces of gravel. The E.R. doctor examined him and determined he was going to have to work on the biker without any anesthesia.

    The doctor explained, “Sir, I’m afraid if I give you a general anesthetic to remove all these rocks from you, you could die.” He continued, “I can’t give you a local shot because 90% of your body is involved, you’re just going to have to grin and bear it.”


    The biker replied, “Go ahead doc, I can take it.

    The doctor prepared and started, dropping the rocks into a metal pan. Tink… Tink… Tink… taking out the smallest pieces close to the skin surface and noticed the biker never flinched once. The doctor went deeper and deeper, Tink… Tink… Tink… never once did the biker flinch.

    Amazed, the doctor commented upon the biker’s tolerance for pain to which the biker replied, “Hell doc, that ain’t nothin’ like the two biggest pains I’ve had.”


    The doctor continued, Tink… Tink… digging deeper and deeper. “That still doesn’t hurt?

    “Not like those two biggest pains.” Replied the biker.

    At this point the doctor was intrigued and had to ask, “OK, What were your two biggest pains?” Tink… Tink… Tink…

    The biker started on his story:

    “I was huntin Elk one day and the call-to-nature came, bad. I was way out in the woods so I decided to go right there. I leaned my rifle against a tree and squatted… right on a bear trap. That was the first biggest pain.”

    The doctor was unnerved and said, “My God! I’ll bet that did hurt!” “What was the second biggest pain?”

    Without batting an eye the biker said, “When I hit the end of the chain.”
     
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