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Jokes in really, REALLY bad taste ...

Discussion in 'Stupid Stuff' started by Annie, Sep 1, 2017.

  1. Snattlerake

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    A female CNN journalist
    heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to
    the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a
    long, long time.

    So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall
    and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy
    site.

    She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when
    he turned to leave, using a cane and moving
    very slowly, she approached him for an
    interview.

    "Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN.
    What's your name?

    "Morris Feinberg," he replied.

    "Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western
    Wall and
    praying?"

    "For about 60 years."

    "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray
    for?"

    "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and
    the Muslims."

    "I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to
    stop."

    "I pray for all our children to grow up safely as
    responsible adults and to love their
    fellow man."

    "I pray that politicians tell us the truth and
    put the interests of the people ahead of their
    own interests."

    "How do you feel after doing this for
    60 years?"

    "Like I'm talking to a *****ing
    wall."
     
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    At first, I posted this in the Cooking/food thread and then decided to move it here. It’s for real:

    Anyone ever got/ate some fish cock? :scratch: :eek2:
    They also make ham cock too, if you are interested.

     
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    Haha, that's too funny. Here's where he bought it from. Might have to order a few extra cans since they tend to disappear when going through US Customs!

    https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/kalakalle-fish-cock-182-g-canned/27360
     
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    For some reason, the can of fish cock in #723 lists bacon as an ingredient and the others(thor447s link) do not?
     
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    A Kentuckian and a Texan were discussing the importance of their states. The Kentuckian boasted, "We have enough gold in Fort Knox to build a golden fence around the state of Texas."

    Without batting an eye the Texan replied, "OK, you build it, and if we like it, we'll buy it."
     

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