I, sir, am certainly no cat! Please see my attached avatar picture for compelling photographic evidence in support of this assertion. Moreover, my past encounters with cats have been, necessarily, of an antagonistic nature, while my dealings with the LFGST have always been genial and cordial. Perhaps you have confused our weekly assemblage of august personages with some less savory characters of your acquaintance? In any event, we would be happy for you to join our little company if the electronic world grants you its leave.
