Living Will

[mtnboomer]

Living Will Form



I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:


______a cold beer

______a margarita

______a scotch, neat

______a bourbon and cola

______iced tea

______a sandwich

______a steak

______lobster or crab legs

______the remote control

______a bowl of ice cream

______the sports page

______chocolate

______sex



It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.


With God as my Witness,

______________________________________

 

[steelfingers]

Living Will Form



I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:


______a cold beer

______a margarita

______a scotch, neat

______a bourbon and cola

______iced tea

______a sandwich

______a steak

______lobster or crab legs

______the remote control

______a bowl of ice cream

______the sports page

______chocolate

______sex

______and give all my guns to Steelfingers.

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.


With God as my Witness,

______________________________________

FIFY

 

[steelfingers]

Living Will Form


I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:


______a cold beer

______a margarita

______a scotch, neat

______a bourbon and cola

______iced tea

______a sandwich

______a steak

______lobster or crab legs

______the remote control

______a bowl of ice cream

______the sports page

______chocolate

______sex

______and give all my guns and ammo to Steelfingers

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.


With God as my Witness,

______________________________________

 

[druryj]

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