Lobster Weighing Over 20 Pounds Spotted In Logan Luggage

[RugersGR8]

Poor lobster, knowing the reputation of the TSA, they probably did a strip search, a body cavity search and then took the poor guy back to the kitchen for an intense grilling until they got him to crack.

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2017/06/26/lobster-logan-airport/
Lobster Weighing Over 20 Pounds Spotted In Logan Luggage
June 26, 2017 12:17 PM

 

[Dave70968]

Finally, they caught him! They've been on his tail for ages!

 

[tomthebaker]

I've cooked a 30lb and 50 lb lob. The claws were enormous.

 

[RugersGR8]

I've cooked a 30lb and 50 lb lob. The claws were enormous.

Hopefully, they were delicious as well? That would make beaucoup lobster rolls, ya think?

 

[tRidiot]

The older and larger they are, the tougher the meat, from what I've been told.

I've personally seen one probably that big... clawless Caribbean style langosta - guy holding it from his hip with the tail on the ground. NOT a short guy, either. It was impressive.

 

[dennishoddy]

Poor lobster, knowing the reputation of the TSA, they probably did a strip search, a body cavity search and then took the poor guy back to the kitchen for an intense grilling until they got him to crack.

LOL, the intense grilling made me laugh.

 

[druryj]

I bet he was in some kind of hot water!

 

[RugersGR8]

I bet he was in some kind of hot water!

He was, that's the reason they grilled him because he told them a really big "TAIL".

 

[druryj]

He didn't have an escape claws?


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[RugersGR8]

He didn't have an escape claws?


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Well, he did try to use a pincer/pincher movement in his attempt to flee. Didn't work though and he went to the "crackers". But the TSA agents finally buttered him up and he went down easy.