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<blockquote data-quote="John Zane" data-source="post: 2277261" data-attributes="member: 389"><p>I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.</p><p></p><p>I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"</p><p></p><p>"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.</p><p></p><p>"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.</p><p></p><p>"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."</p><p></p><p>"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.</p><p></p><p>"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't hunted in 20 years!"</p><p></p><p>"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."</p><p></p><p>The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? </p><p></p><p>I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="John Zane, post: 2277261, member: 389"] I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't hunted in 20 years!" "Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting." [/QUOTE]
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