Hey, Dude. You are supposed to be on vacation and pouring lavish attention upon your wife.
Pay no attention here to people talking about taking pictures in the hot tub. I'll say that I have great cameras, but they aren't waterproof. However, some could be hidden around someone's house, say near the hot tub, and transmit images all over the place.
Hmmm thought we got all that foamy stuff out?