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Gadsden

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alnpa

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Confucius did not say …
Man who wants a pretty nurse must be patient


A passionate kiss, like a spider web, leads to the undoing of the fly.

Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up a woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off a cliff jumps to a conclusion.

A man who runs in front of a car gets tired, but the man who runs behind the car gets exhausted ...

A man who eats many prunes gets a good run for the money.

War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

A man who fights with his wife all day gets no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

A man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

The man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot.

A wise man does not keep a sledgehammer and slow computer in the same room.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

And finally, Confucius Did Not Say. ..
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood."
 

Snattlerake

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If it's not bleeding enough to require a shop rag, you didn't get hurt badly enough to need electrical tape. ;) Aircraft, Auto, SATCOM and Appliance tech, both home and industrial.
With my hands, tools are hard enough to hold on to without blood and customers frown on me bleeding all over their stuff.;)
 

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