Dad called it "monkey blood" ...
A little dab of iodine on an open cut will make you dance a jig too!
I can still remember the horrid smell of that crap from when my grandmother would dab it on our wounds.
You don't have to go to Alabamia to see Dollar Generals. If you take OK39 east from Purcell to 120th St to OK9 to OK102 to I40, you'll pass four Dollar Generals, and only the one in Lexington would count as being "in town." They've almost become what WalMart was when Sam started building his empire; if they added clothes and sporting goods, they'd dang near be there, because they're already bringing general stores to small communities.