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"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I, uh, I wanted to
meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them."

Full Metal Jacket

This isn't meant to stump anyone and someone will get it in 5 minutes. It's in here because this is my favorite scene in any movie ever.

"They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good. Are either one of these any good? Sir?"
"What?"
"Are either one of these any good?"
"I don't watch movies."
"Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?"
"I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs."
"You mean you haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?"
"Nope."
"Well, what about these two?"
"Oh, they suck."
"These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!"
"No, I wasn't."
"I don't think your manager would appreciate it if..."
"I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me."
"I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying."
"And I hope it feels good."
"You hope *what* feels good?"
"I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"
"Well, this is the last time I rent here."
"You'll be missed."
 

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Randall Graves FTW. I don't care what anyone says, Clerks is brilliant, brilliant film. "Two reasons: one, I hate when the people can't shut up about the stupid tabloid headlines. And two, to make a point: title does not dictate behavior."

"Just thought I'd try out my sealegs"

But ______ you don;t have no legs..."

Forest Gump.

"You want me to hold the chicken, huh?"
"I want you to hold it between your knees."
 

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Five easy Pieces
You know what the date is on this coin? 1958. It's been travelling for twenty two years, and now it's here,
and it's either heads or tails. Call it.
 
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