"At age 11, I audited my parents. Believe me, there were some discrepancies, and I was grounded."
The other guys
"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I, uh, I wanted to
meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them."
"Just thought I'd try out my sealegs"
But ______ you don;t have no legs..."