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<blockquote data-quote="NightShade" data-source="post: 2806091" data-attributes="member: 29706"><p>That's where you plan ahead. Have your wife pack a duffel bag and use it as a purse for going to the theatre. Pack it full of things that are going to make the kid searching it squeamish. Maybe toss a diaper with some chocolate pudding in the top and leave it open for them to see straight away. Crumpled up kleenex with a little slimy looking something is another one they are not going to even want to begin to mess with. Banana peels would be good underneath so that if they are brave enough to reach in they can find something squishy and cold to get ahold of. Get a couple prophylactics and put a little shaving cream and water in and tie them off and toss them in there too. Basically make them feel like if they reach their hand into that bag they may want to scour it in boiling water and then rinse it with rubbing alcohol. My guess is they will not be interested in even thinking about that search and likely leave you alone the next time.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="NightShade, post: 2806091, member: 29706"] That's where you plan ahead. Have your wife pack a duffel bag and use it as a purse for going to the theatre. Pack it full of things that are going to make the kid searching it squeamish. Maybe toss a diaper with some chocolate pudding in the top and leave it open for them to see straight away. Crumpled up kleenex with a little slimy looking something is another one they are not going to even want to begin to mess with. Banana peels would be good underneath so that if they are brave enough to reach in they can find something squishy and cold to get ahold of. Get a couple prophylactics and put a little shaving cream and water in and tie them off and toss them in there too. Basically make them feel like if they reach their hand into that bag they may want to scour it in boiling water and then rinse it with rubbing alcohol. My guess is they will not be interested in even thinking about that search and likely leave you alone the next time. [/QUOTE]
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