My Latest telemarketer revenge

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NightShade

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Well the other day a number got through the filters and I decided to have a little fun with it. Could tell right away it was a call center. When the person started to say the call was recorded I said, "Hey man, the job is done but there is F$%)#&$( blood EVERYWHERE. I'm getting the F&%^ out of here." The caller promptly hung up.... Then I added the number to the blocked list.
 

NightShade

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Mmmm...

...unless they have contacted the police and have given them the phone number.


I doubt it. But even still all I have to do is tell the cops I am tired of the call centers not removing me from the list so I decided to have a little fun with it.

I think the next one is going to be something to the effect of a little sexy talk with the wife. Answer the phone "Hey baby hows it going. So what are you wearing? Ohh take it off for me...." LOL
 

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I have a couple of...ummm...choice YouTube videos bookmarked so I can just click on the link when I get the call and give them an earful of some colorful language. I work from home, so I'm not worried about offending my co-workers or anything. :-)
 

davek

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When I get (or think I get) a human on the line I ask 2 questions:
1) Are you a computer or a human?
2) Do you know you work for criminals?
 

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When I suspect I am talking to a "robot' I ask if they can tell what day of the week it is. Most interesting response so far is "We're not allowed to give out that information"
 

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