My new magnetic car sign.

[AlongCameJones]

I have to give impatient people a damn good reason why I'm driving at a SLUG'S PACE. 25 MPH in a 40 zone is quite common for me. If you've ever driven in Lawton, Ok, you'll feel what I mean in the seat of your pants and in the top of your skull when you bang the headliner. Some old bag blasted her horn at me the other day on West Cache Road. I replied by flipping her the bird. This little gas-sipping and mechanically-reliable 1995 city car is no boat (Lincoln Continental, Chrysler Imperial, Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham) for ride comfort.

 

[XYZ]

Get the magnetic sign off Amazon?

 

[AlongCameJones]

Get the magnetic sign off Amazon?

yes, I can provide the link upon request
you choose your own sign colors and text

 

[swampratt]

I too have a 1995 Corolla DX I try and hide from bumps I have 353,850 miles now on mine.

I have replaced my struts on average about every 70,000 miles as they do get rough.
Had to replace front springs last year as it was beginning to bottom out on bumps and sounded pretty harsh.

 

[forindooruseonly]

I live around Lawton. Yeah, the roads suck. You know what else sucks here? Traffic, because of people doing 25 in a 40.

 

[swampratt]

^^^ OUCH!
I do not mind slow pokes as long as they are in the slow poke lane.
I usually run the fast lane.
I want a big neon sign that reads get the H out of the fast lane A H0##

 

[AlongCameJones]

I had to be in the left-hand top make a left-hand turn off Cache West. There are three lanes along there. I had to brake for the uneven pavement on Wolf Creek bridge. It was literally like a speed bump. The old bat blasted her horn at me from behind. If any lead-foots are in such a hurry (to bang their head on the headliner), they can pass me.

Being in a state with a lot of farms, folks here should be already accustomed to those tractors on the highway.

 

[SlugSlinger]

My wife had a front bumper mounted license plate made for me several years ago when I had a big built K5. I tried to find a picture to no avail, but this is about what it looked like.

And this is what it was mounted on. So it was in the rear view mirror if I ever drove it on the road.

 

[AlongCameJones]

A big truck doesn't make a big man. Some people say certain things about a man with a gun in regards to the "size of something", anatomically speaking. I say the same thing about an arrogant guy with a big rig.

 

[SlugSlinger]

Big truck doesn't make a big man.

Haha. Nope but they are a lot more fun to build and drive.

Does a little car make a big man? I barely fit in it, but I drove a Honda CRX without AC for years to work. 50 mpg at 80 mph.