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<blockquote data-quote="Snattlerake" data-source="post: 3744529" data-attributes="member: 44288"><p>A captain friend of mine related this story about a 40 year old major that went to airborne school. His whole family and his friends told him he was going to "break his ass". He made it all the way through except for the last daytime jump. He jumped and had a streamer. He cut away and the reserve fell down toward his legs and he forgot to keep his knees and feet together. The chute went through his legs and started filling up. He started grabbing the chute and pulling it from between his legs throwing it up and almost blowing into it like a cartoon character to get it to fill with air. He finally had a Mae West and hit hard but did his PLF perfectly. He arrived home and rang the doorbell. When his 5 year old daughter opened the door she took one look at him on crutches, turned around and yelled, " Hey mom, you were right, he broke his ass!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Snattlerake, post: 3744529, member: 44288"] A captain friend of mine related this story about a 40 year old major that went to airborne school. His whole family and his friends told him he was going to "break his ass". He made it all the way through except for the last daytime jump. He jumped and had a streamer. He cut away and the reserve fell down toward his legs and he forgot to keep his knees and feet together. The chute went through his legs and started filling up. He started grabbing the chute and pulling it from between his legs throwing it up and almost blowing into it like a cartoon character to get it to fill with air. He finally had a Mae West and hit hard but did his PLF perfectly. He arrived home and rang the doorbell. When his 5 year old daughter opened the door she took one look at him on crutches, turned around and yelled, " Hey mom, you were right, he broke his ass!" [/QUOTE]
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