Naked Florida shoplifter gets Tased in the...

[HFS]

Police in Deland, Florida were sent to the Save-A-Lot grocery store Friday night because an alleged repeat shoplifter was rasslin' on the floor with the store manager and trying to get away.
The suspect managed to wriggle out of his clothes and four packs of ribeye steaks came flying out of his pants.
As the cops arrived, there were packs of meat everywhere and the man ran out in his birthday suit.
The man was ordered to stop and when he didn't, police "shot him with a Taser."
The suspect was taken to the hospital to be checked out because "a Taser prong struck him in the genitals..."
In addition to stealing, he was booked for "resisting an officer without violence."

HOLY THOMAS EDISON, BATMAN! I don't think I could muster up much violence after that. I'd probably confess to the Kennedy assassination.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...ped-nude-steaks-falling-out-pants/4793159002/

 

[TwoForFlinching]

Spicy.

 

[Snattlerake]

https://geekologie.com/2018/04/man-recounts-story-of-testing-his-wifes.php

 

[RETOKSQUID]

Shocking!

 

[aarondhgraham]

Until you've been hit with one,,,
You just can't conceive the sensation.

A cop shot me with one of the wired dart types,,,
He was actually aiming at another person in the crowd.

Bad thing was, in the heat of the moment, he didn't realize he missed,,,
The cop kept actuating the thing over and over again.

My wife got a new truck with the settlement money,,,
I would have settled for just returning the favor.

Aarond

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[MacFromOK]

Bad thing was, in the heat of the moment, he didn't realize he missed,,,
The cop kept actuating the thing over and over again.

Ah dude, I know it wasn't funny to you at the time (and may not be yet), but I'm still laughing out loud at this.

A rather explicit example of "collateral damage" ...

 

[CHenry]

"a Taser prong struck him in the genitals..."

OMG!!!
If he was running away, it must have hit his nut sack!!

 

[HMCS(FMF)Ret.]

I’d take a prong to the genitals for a new truck!

 

[Snattlerake]

Until you've been hit with one,,,
You just can't conceive the sensation.

A cop shot me with one of the wired dart types,,,
He was actually aiming at another person in the crowd.

Bad thing was, in the heat of the moment, he didn't realize he missed,,,
The cop kept actuating the thing over and over again.

My wife got a new truck with the settlement money,,,
I would have settled for just returning the favor.

Aarond

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[1911Sooner]