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<blockquote data-quote="Aries" data-source="post: 3837840" data-attributes="member: 44328"><p>So God calls Adam in one day and says, "Adam... it's not good for you to be alone. I'm going to create a help meet for you."</p><p>Adam says, "A what?"</p><p>God says, "A help meet."</p><p>Adam says, "What is a help meet?"</p><p>God says, "Oh, you're going to love her. She'll be beautiful, and smart, and helpful. She'll cook for you, she'll clean for you, she'll do laundry, run errands for you, she'll satisfy every desire for you. It's going to be AWESOME!"</p><p>Adam says, "Hm. Sounds expensive. What will she cost?"</p><p>God says, "Oh, she'll be expensive. It's going to cost you an arm and a leg."</p><p>Adam thinks for a minute, and finally says, "Hmmm.... Okay, What can I get for a rib?"</p><p></p><p><img src="/images/smilies/new/pms2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":pms2:" title="Pms2 :pms2:" data-shortname=":pms2:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Aries, post: 3837840, member: 44328"] So God calls Adam in one day and says, "Adam... it's not good for you to be alone. I'm going to create a help meet for you." Adam says, "A what?" God says, "A help meet." Adam says, "What is a help meet?" God says, "Oh, you're going to love her. She'll be beautiful, and smart, and helpful. She'll cook for you, she'll clean for you, she'll do laundry, run errands for you, she'll satisfy every desire for you. It's going to be AWESOME!" Adam says, "Hm. Sounds expensive. What will she cost?" God says, "Oh, she'll be expensive. It's going to cost you an arm and a leg." Adam thinks for a minute, and finally says, "Hmmm.... Okay, What can I get for a rib?" :pms2: [/QUOTE]
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