Let the puns begin! It must be very hard on the cops trying to apprehend this fugitive. 
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/blue-springs-heist-620943
Novelty Store Heist Suspect Remains At Large
Police radio transmissions detail amusing theft from Missouri biz
JULY 14, 2017
..."In a radio transmission, an officer described the suspect as a “white male, shaved head, tattoo on his neck” who “stole two dildos and a bottle of lotion.”"...
What went out over the police radio:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/blue-springs-heist-620943
Novelty Store Heist Suspect Remains At Large
Police radio transmissions detail amusing theft from Missouri biz
JULY 14, 2017
..."In a radio transmission, an officer described the suspect as a “white male, shaved head, tattoo on his neck” who “stole two dildos and a bottle of lotion.”"...
What went out over the police radio:
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