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<blockquote data-quote="Ace_on_the_Turn" data-source="post: 2743170" data-attributes="member: 27417"><p>Aside from the magically appearing motorcycle, I'm wondering how a wall is going to be built around those countries without including at least part of Jordon and Israel? Is it because that joke is so old, and the re-teller was not bright enough to know simple geography? </p><p><img src="https://www.okshooters.com/data/MetaMirrorCache/cdn.meme.am_instances_500x_53347031.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p><a href="http://www.jewishmag.com/24mag/humor/humor.htm" target="_blank">This is from 1999</a></p><p>Three guys, a Canadian, an Iraqi and an Israeli are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.</p><p>"I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.</p><p>The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."</p><p>With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'FOOM' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.</p><p>The Iraqi was amazed, so he said; "I want a wall around Iraq, so that no infidels and Jews can come into our precious state."</p><p>Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Iraq.</p><p>Izzy Goldberg, the Israeli asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."</p><p>The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out."</p><p>Izzy says, "Fill it up with water."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ace_on_the_Turn, post: 2743170, member: 27417"] Aside from the magically appearing motorcycle, I'm wondering how a wall is going to be built around those countries without including at least part of Jordon and Israel? Is it because that joke is so old, and the re-teller was not bright enough to know simple geography? [IMG]https://www.okshooters.com/data/MetaMirrorCache/cdn.meme.am_instances_500x_53347031.jpg[/IMG] [URL="http://www.jewishmag.com/24mag/humor/humor.htm"]This is from 1999[/URL] Three guys, a Canadian, an Iraqi and an Israeli are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'FOOM' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. The Iraqi was amazed, so he said; "I want a wall around Iraq, so that no infidels and Jews can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Iraq. Izzy Goldberg, the Israeli asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out." Izzy says, "Fill it up with water." [/QUOTE]
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