Old Folks

[ignerntbend]

I once hid my knife in my own hand and couldn't find it.

 

[n423]

You know you are old when the only females who pursue you are mosquitoes.

You know you are old when you got to second base with a TSA screener.

You're gettin' older when "I remember when all of this was a field".

 

[druryj]

You know you're old when you only take a chance to pass gas while sitting on the john.

 

[nich018]

 

[bigred1]

You know you're old when you eat dinner @4pm

It's 5PM at my house.

 

[druryj]

It's 5PM at my house.

Regular Nightowl huh?

 

[mouthpiece]

Laughing out loud because I am getting there

 

[Glock 40]

Not to be too picky, but that looks like two pancakes ...

Woody

I have seen that meme 100s of times. That is the first time I ever saw that comment. That made me LOL.

 

[SoonerP226]

You know you're old when you only take a chance to pass gas while sitting on the john.

Either you're old or on antibiotics. Holy hell, that was a long damn ten days.

 

[jfssms]

Some of us old guys still take risk.

You know you're old when you only take a chance to pass gas while sitting on the john.