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<blockquote data-quote="6shooter" data-source="post: 1680334" data-attributes="member: 6945"><p>YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN...</p><p></p><p>- When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.</p><p></p><p>- When your doctor doesn't give you x-rays anymore but just holds you up to the light.</p><p></p><p>- When a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest you.</p><p></p><p>- When your wife says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"</p><p></p><p>- Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.</p><p></p><p>- When you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.</p><p></p><p>- You know you're getting old when your semi-annual erection becomes an annual semi-erection!</p><p></p><p>- You and your teeth don't sleep together.</p><p></p><p>-- You wake up, looking like your driver's license picture.</p><p></p><p>- It takes two tries to get up from the couch.</p><p></p><p>- Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.</p><p></p><p>- Happy hour is a nap.</p><p></p><p><img src="/images/smilies/biggrin.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="6shooter, post: 1680334, member: 6945"] YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN... - When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. - When your doctor doesn't give you x-rays anymore but just holds you up to the light. - When a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest you. - When your wife says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" - Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. - When you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. - You know you're getting old when your semi-annual erection becomes an annual semi-erection! - You and your teeth don't sleep together. -- You wake up, looking like your driver's license picture. - It takes two tries to get up from the couch. - Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio. - Happy hour is a nap. :D [/QUOTE]
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