OMG….Why men live shorter lives🥸💥🤡

[ttown]

We had bottle rocket wars on old country roads but we didn’t have these new launchers

 

[sherrick13]

This is the way I always heard it.


Why do husbands die before their wives?..........because they want to.

 

[KroyWen]

I’ll do it if you do it. OK . You go first !

 

[THAT Gurl]

For heaven's sake.

 

[Snattlerake]

 

[RETOKSQUID]

Wife calls it so what brings you to the ER tonight Mr. Y, syndrome. AKA job security.

 

[hunter966]

You know THAT Gurl is gonna grab some pop bottle rockets this weekend, tell Grumpy to hold my beer and watch this!!

 

[THAT Gurl]

You know THAT Gurl is gonna grab some pop bottle rockets this weekend, tell Grumpy to hold my beer and watch this!!

I can say with the utmost certainty that NEVER, no matter HOW ****ed up I've been, have I EVER looked at a bottle rocket and thought to myself "Hmmmmm ... Self ... Ya know ..."

 

[hunter966]

Well crap, there’s a first time for everything!

 

[HFS]

I can say with the utmost certainty that NEVER, no matter HOW ****ed up I've been, have I EVER looked at a bottle rocket and thought to myself "Hmmmmm ... Self ... Ya know ..."

I misread his comment.
I thought Grumpy would be "holding" the bottle rocket, while THAT Girl struck a match and lit the fuse.