Overheard at the gun counter....

[turkeyrun]

"That's a bad azz gun right there. I must have killed five-to-six hundred people with one of those."

In that 'hood, around your shop, I'm sure he has.

 

[BlackRiflesBoy]

Somewhere, someone is reporting this to facebook and writing their representative and senator.

 

[ratski]

Dang!! Didn't realize how easy it was!!

Now I need more clips.

Dave

 

[turkeyrun]

Goober was standing at the counter, fondling a rifle, " is this a good gun for a deer? "

Man behind counter, " I don't know, I've never sold a gun to a deer. "

 

[mightymouse]

Man behind counter, " I don't know, I've never sold a gun to a deer. "

I can honestly say, I haven't either.

 

[MacFromOK]

I can honestly say, I haven't either.

Are ya sure...

 

[mightymouse]

Are ya sure...

Reasonably sure. We do ask for picture ID you know.

 

[Aries]

Reasonably sure. We do ask for picture ID you know.

So now we are giving drivers licenses to deer AND illegal aliens??

 

[DRC458]

So now we are giving drivers licenses to deer AND illegal aliens??

Yeah, but deer are required to be able to read and write English.

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[Aries]

Yeah, but deer are required to be able to read and write English.

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I assume that's because deer don't vote democrat?