Interesting how worked up you get when the table is turned. Have a nice life, "bubba"
I appreciate the well wishes --- it's going pretty nice so far and the forecast is for that to continue. And bubba, I'm here all night if you want to keep on going with this thread.
I do not know the rules on all that , but if your balls touch you were being gay long before that .
No it was only at that point it became gay. These are the rules.
“greasin your bike chain”
Now that’s a hell of a euphemism
Help stepmom. My bike chain is stuck
Seriously I was about 10 and my bicycle chain was getting rusty in the Texas gulf coast air. My stepmom caught me using that junk to grease it. Better there than in my hair. She was not amused. I got my butt whipped, again.
Almost as bad as the time a hurricane was coming in with the same name as my stepmom. "Hurricane Martha? You mean there are two bags of hot air named that?" Yea we did not get along at all.
It didn't die. The earrings just got bigger and multiplied and landed on other parts of the body. (no, this isn't me. My tunnels aren't that big)
I dress like a normal guy from the country. Keep hair short and original color so I didn't go watch the races.
Edit: this is humor.
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Just FYI, in a fight you can rip the ear lobe easily on somebody that has those. Not hard to do at all. Does tend to take some of the fight out of them too. Not that I would ever do something like that or recommend it to others.
