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<blockquote data-quote="O4L" data-source="post: 3246067" data-attributes="member: 24429"><p>Self-checkout machines will be installed at all exits of the Capitol Building, so once they've added congresspeople to their cart, lobbyists can pay right on the way out.</p><p></p><p>"Purchasing congresspeople used to be a time-consuming, expensive process," said a Planned Parenthood representative. "Now, we can simply walk through Congress, scan all the congresspeople that are for sale, and checkout without having to interact with any humans."</p><p></p><p>"We hate humans---like, a lot," the PP rep added.</p><p></p><p>One major military-industrial complex lobby group, Americans For Bigger Bombs, said they are also in support of the new move.</p><p></p><p>"When you need to make a quick pit stop at our nation's legislative body to purchase a few congresspeople to start a new war, you need to do it fast," said one AFBB lawyer. "An attack on Iran can't wait while you wheel and deal, wine and dine, and negotiate endlessly. Now, I can just scan and go."</p><p></p><p>Lol!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="O4L, post: 3246067, member: 24429"] Self-checkout machines will be installed at all exits of the Capitol Building, so once they've added congresspeople to their cart, lobbyists can pay right on the way out. "Purchasing congresspeople used to be a time-consuming, expensive process," said a Planned Parenthood representative. "Now, we can simply walk through Congress, scan all the congresspeople that are for sale, and checkout without having to interact with any humans." "We hate humans---like, a lot," the PP rep added. One major military-industrial complex lobby group, Americans For Bigger Bombs, said they are also in support of the new move. "When you need to make a quick pit stop at our nation's legislative body to purchase a few congresspeople to start a new war, you need to do it fast," said one AFBB lawyer. "An attack on Iran can't wait while you wheel and deal, wine and dine, and negotiate endlessly. Now, I can just scan and go." Lol! [/QUOTE]
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