This old fellow, a father of three grown sons, was going to see his first Father's Day as a widower and he was excited because all three of the children were going to stop by and visit!
The eldest son comes in the door and says "Happy Father's Day! Lost all my money at the casino so I couldn't get you a gift. Sorry."
Middle son comes in the door and says "Happy Father's Day, dad! Had to pay off my speeding tickets this week so I couldn't get a gift. Sorry."
Youngest son comes in the door and says "Happy Father's Day! Lost too much on a bet so I couldn't get you a gift. Sorry."
The old man sat down with his sons and said "I don't know how much longer I've got in this world and there's something I have to tell you. I would NEVER have mentioned this while your mother was alive but since she has passed I have to get this off my chest."
"You see," the father continued, "Your mother and I weren't married when any of you were born."
The sons, with eyes wide, said in unison "You mean we're actually...."
"Yeah!" The old man said. "And you're damn cheap ones, too!"
The eldest son comes in the door and says "Happy Father's Day! Lost all my money at the casino so I couldn't get you a gift. Sorry."
Middle son comes in the door and says "Happy Father's Day, dad! Had to pay off my speeding tickets this week so I couldn't get a gift. Sorry."
Youngest son comes in the door and says "Happy Father's Day! Lost too much on a bet so I couldn't get you a gift. Sorry."
The old man sat down with his sons and said "I don't know how much longer I've got in this world and there's something I have to tell you. I would NEVER have mentioned this while your mother was alive but since she has passed I have to get this off my chest."
"You see," the father continued, "Your mother and I weren't married when any of you were born."
The sons, with eyes wide, said in unison "You mean we're actually...."
"Yeah!" The old man said. "And you're damn cheap ones, too!"