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<blockquote data-quote="EhlerDave" data-source="post: 3011306" data-attributes="member: 2564"><p>More than a few years ago I had an idea, most of my ideas are not good. Same with this one in the end. </p><p></p><p>I had been given a full sized styrofoam turkey to use as a decoy. Well the morning of Thanksgiving my idea just popped in my head. Had I ignored my idea it would have been a good thing. <img src="/images/smilies/smile.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /> </p><p></p><p>What I did was took a hot glue gun and glued a knife and fork to the turkey decoy. This is where things went wrong. I put the turkey on the bed next to my sleeping wife. Then I whispered gobble gobble gobble until she finally heard me and woke up just enough to be looking into the face of a turkey with a knife. Yes her reaction is about what you would imagine. LOL</p><p></p><p>While I was still laughing she stopped shrieking and got quiet, I should have known this was a bad thing. She took my turkey and tossed him off the front porch, not so bad. Then my wife went back in the room, grabbed my house gun, stepped outside and put 8 rounds of #4 shot into the poor turkey. She handed me the shotgun, told me that was not funny and to clean up the mess. </p><p></p><p>Other than the needless death of a decoy it is still funny to me. <img src="/images/smilies/smile.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="EhlerDave, post: 3011306, member: 2564"] More than a few years ago I had an idea, most of my ideas are not good. Same with this one in the end. I had been given a full sized styrofoam turkey to use as a decoy. Well the morning of Thanksgiving my idea just popped in my head. Had I ignored my idea it would have been a good thing. :) What I did was took a hot glue gun and glued a knife and fork to the turkey decoy. This is where things went wrong. I put the turkey on the bed next to my sleeping wife. Then I whispered gobble gobble gobble until she finally heard me and woke up just enough to be looking into the face of a turkey with a knife. Yes her reaction is about what you would imagine. LOL While I was still laughing she stopped shrieking and got quiet, I should have known this was a bad thing. She took my turkey and tossed him off the front porch, not so bad. Then my wife went back in the room, grabbed my house gun, stepped outside and put 8 rounds of #4 shot into the poor turkey. She handed me the shotgun, told me that was not funny and to clean up the mess. Other than the needless death of a decoy it is still funny to me. :) [/QUOTE]
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