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<blockquote data-quote="SdoubleA" data-source="post: 3183629" data-attributes="member: 32961"><p>The North Royalton Police Department is taking a creative approach to reminding residents that simply seeing a coyote doesn't mean an emergency after receiving various reports of coyote sightings from residents.</p><p></p><p>They wrote in a Facebook post earlier this week:</p><p></p><p><em>We have been made aware of coyote sightings within North Royalton. Typically coyotes are nocturnal, but it is not uncommon to see them during the day. Merely seeing one is NOT a reason to call 911. However, there are certain behaviors that are cause for alarm. Specifically:</em></p><p></p><p><em>1. Coyotes carrying any product marked "ACME".</em></p><p><em>2. Coyotes dropping anvils from hot air balloons.</em></p><p><em>3. Coyote posting signs such as "Detour" or "Free Bird Seed".</em></p><p><em>4. Coyote in possession of a giant magnet.</em></p><p><em>5. Coyote in possession of a catapult.</em></p><p><em>6. Coyote detonating "TNT".</em></p><p><em>7. Coyote on roller skates with rockets attached.</em></p><p></p><p><em>Please call 911 immediately if you witness any of the above behaviors.</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SdoubleA, post: 3183629, member: 32961"] The North Royalton Police Department is taking a creative approach to reminding residents that simply seeing a coyote doesn't mean an emergency after receiving various reports of coyote sightings from residents. They wrote in a Facebook post earlier this week: [I]We have been made aware of coyote sightings within North Royalton. Typically coyotes are nocturnal, but it is not uncommon to see them during the day. Merely seeing one is NOT a reason to call 911. However, there are certain behaviors that are cause for alarm. Specifically:[/I] [I]1. Coyotes carrying any product marked "ACME". 2. Coyotes dropping anvils from hot air balloons. 3. Coyote posting signs such as "Detour" or "Free Bird Seed". 4. Coyote in possession of a giant magnet. 5. Coyote in possession of a catapult. 6. Coyote detonating "TNT". 7. Coyote on roller skates with rockets attached.[/I] [I]Please call 911 immediately if you witness any of the above behaviors.[/I] [/QUOTE]
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