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<blockquote data-quote="Pulp" data-source="post: 1701637" data-attributes="member: 14195"><p>There is a story about the mayor of a small Oklahoma town who was caught cheating on his wife. She sprayed his reproductive/urinary appendage with super glue, and it stuck to his leg. This happened while said appendage was between the reproductively ready stage and not reproductively ready stage. As the appendage diminished to the fully unready stage it began stretching the skin in a somewhat painful manner. He had to maintain a leg position that would minimize the painful skin stretching while in transit to a hospital FAR AWAY from his home town.</p><p></p><p>I do not know if this story is true or not, but I kinda suspect it was, since a couple of years after it allegedly happened I was working at a Corps of Engineer lake in Texas. One of the gate keepers told me about it. The good mayor had traveled to a Texas hospital so the good folks of his home town would not know of his incident. Supposedly one of the nurses spread the story. This was years before the HIPPA law.</p><p></p><p>Moral of the story: keep super glue away from your reproductive/urinary appendage!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pulp, post: 1701637, member: 14195"] There is a story about the mayor of a small Oklahoma town who was caught cheating on his wife. She sprayed his reproductive/urinary appendage with super glue, and it stuck to his leg. This happened while said appendage was between the reproductively ready stage and not reproductively ready stage. As the appendage diminished to the fully unready stage it began stretching the skin in a somewhat painful manner. He had to maintain a leg position that would minimize the painful skin stretching while in transit to a hospital FAR AWAY from his home town. I do not know if this story is true or not, but I kinda suspect it was, since a couple of years after it allegedly happened I was working at a Corps of Engineer lake in Texas. One of the gate keepers told me about it. The good mayor had traveled to a Texas hospital so the good folks of his home town would not know of his incident. Supposedly one of the nurses spread the story. This was years before the HIPPA law. Moral of the story: keep super glue away from your reproductive/urinary appendage! [/QUOTE]
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