I didn't play sports. I was too busy dating their girlfriends while they were at practice.....
I didn't play sports or date the girlfriends of those that did. If I wasn't in school I was working, horseback or fishing. One of the few times I tried to play basketball with some of my friends I broke my left foot. Sports are dangerous. I've had several wrecks with livestock and never broke anything. So yeah.....the only balls I get near are the ones being converted to food.
