Santa Claus: An Engineers Perspective

[dennishoddy]

So you're saying there's a chance he's real?

I know he's real, and I believe.....
As long as I keep getting guns under the tree with a tag that says "from Santa", I'll continue to be a believer.

 

[rc508pir]

Yall really are taking the fun out of this scientific study....

And you're taking the fun out of Xmas ya heathen!!!!

 

[MacFromOK]

Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get on to the next house.

That would explain why nobody sees 'im...

 

[MacFromOK]

Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now!

There may be evidence to support this theory...

 

[Sanford]

Y'all missed the flux capacitor in the floorboard of Santa's sleigh. Technology solving all those other nasty engineering problems.

 

[deerwhacker444]

You're failing to factor in the Magic Dust.!

 

[dennishoddy]

You're failing to factor in the Magic Dust.!

And the twice pipes!
God, I loved those guys!