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<blockquote data-quote="Annie" data-source="post: 3183832" data-attributes="member: 42224"><p><img src="/images/smilies/bah.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":bah:" title="Bah :bah:" data-shortname=":bah:" /> **insert string of cuss words**</p><p></p><p>Ok, so much hilarity has occurred over the last 30 minutes. Whoever you are, my darling Secret Santa, you must smell VERY good, because 15 minutes of the last half hour has been watching the dogs inspect your package, which are large ... and "ample" for the booty I received. <img src="/images/smilies/new/hey3.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":hey3:" title="Hey3 :hey3:" data-shortname=":hey3:" /></p><p></p><p>After that adventure was completed, it was my turn. Nice play on the return address, you sly fox! <img src="/images/smilies/rotflmao.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rotflmao:" title="Rotflmao :rotflmao:" data-shortname=":rotflmao:" /></p><p></p><p>And once I got inside (past copious amounts of packing tape) I found what I surmised to be a Honeyville Ham and this letter:</p><p></p><p>Merry Christmas!</p><p></p><p>Have you been a good little girl this year? O wait forget that question.</p><p></p><p>What you have here could be the ultimate Secret Santa/survival gift of the year.</p><p></p><p>You will find a gun to be used on the hordes of ass less chap wearers that plague your neighborhood. It won't kill them but aimed in the right spot they might wish they were, and you might even get a chuckle out of watching them dance.</p><p></p><p>Then, if the dancing gets to you, you can pop the cork of the adult beverage and try to get rid of thst image in your head. If they are still dancing just whack'em on the noggin with the bottle -- empty bottle of course.</p><p></p><p>Then after the ass less chap wearers have been eliminated you can use the gun to season your quail eggs and quail when you fry them up for breakfast. Or you might even consider using it on Grumpy as well.</p><p></p><p>Hope you have a Merry Christmas!!</p><p></p><p>Ok, FIRST of all it took me 10 minutes to unwrap the "Honeyville Ham" which turned out to be a lovely bottle of wine! THANK YOU! Adult beverages are ALWAYS welcome! <img src="/images/smilies/new/sunbath.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sunbath:" title="Sunbath :sunbath:" data-shortname=":sunbath:" /></p><p></p><p>And when I was typing out your letter (because apparently I suck ass at posting pics! <img src="/images/smilies/bah.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":bah:" title="Bah :bah:" data-shortname=":bah:" /><img src="/images/smilies/bah.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":bah:" title="Bah :bah:" data-shortname=":bah:" /><img src="/images/smilies/bah.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":bah:" title="Bah :bah:" data-shortname=":bah:" />) I realized ... oh wait ... I have a GUN?!?!?!?<img src="/images/smilies/new/ooh2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":ooh2:" title="Ooh2 :ooh2:" data-shortname=":ooh2:" /></p><p></p><p>Back to the box I go ... and lo and behold ... THERE IT IS!! <img src="/images/smilies/new/ThankYou2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":thanku:" title="ThankYou :thanku:" data-shortname=":thanku:" /><img src="/images/smilies/new/ThankYou2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":thanku:" title="ThankYou :thanku:" data-shortname=":thanku:" /><img src="/images/smilies/new/ThankYou2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":thanku:" title="ThankYou :thanku:" data-shortname=":thanku:" /> I have ALWAYS wanted a gun in that caliber!! It is PERFECT ... VERY tactical color scheme, good balance, fits my hand perfectly. I even have a shelf full of rock salt (being the good prepper I am) to load it with! <img src="/images/smilies/new/woohoo1.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":woohoo1:" title="Woohoo1 :woohoo1:" data-shortname=":woohoo1:" /></p><p></p><p>So ... although there are no pics I am ecstatic with my bottle of fine wine and Bug-A-Salt gun!! <img src="/images/smilies/rollinglaugh.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rollingla" title="Rollinglaugh :rollingla" data-shortname=":rollingla" /><img src="/images/smilies/rollinglaugh.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rollingla" title="Rollinglaugh :rollingla" data-shortname=":rollingla" /><img src="/images/smilies/rollinglaugh.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rollingla" title="Rollinglaugh :rollingla" data-shortname=":rollingla" /></p><p></p><p>Nicely done, sir!! (And THANK YOU for not sending me anything pink! I have to say I was a bit concerned ... lol<img src="/images/smilies/new/violen.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":violin:" title="Violin :violin:" data-shortname=":violin:" />)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Annie, post: 3183832, member: 42224"] :bah: **insert string of cuss words** Ok, so much hilarity has occurred over the last 30 minutes. Whoever you are, my darling Secret Santa, you must smell VERY good, because 15 minutes of the last half hour has been watching the dogs inspect your package, which are large ... and "ample" for the booty I received. :hey3: After that adventure was completed, it was my turn. Nice play on the return address, you sly fox! :rotflmao: And once I got inside (past copious amounts of packing tape) I found what I surmised to be a Honeyville Ham and this letter: Merry Christmas! Have you been a good little girl this year? O wait forget that question. What you have here could be the ultimate Secret Santa/survival gift of the year. You will find a gun to be used on the hordes of ass less chap wearers that plague your neighborhood. It won't kill them but aimed in the right spot they might wish they were, and you might even get a chuckle out of watching them dance. Then, if the dancing gets to you, you can pop the cork of the adult beverage and try to get rid of thst image in your head. If they are still dancing just whack'em on the noggin with the bottle -- empty bottle of course. Then after the ass less chap wearers have been eliminated you can use the gun to season your quail eggs and quail when you fry them up for breakfast. Or you might even consider using it on Grumpy as well. Hope you have a Merry Christmas!! Ok, FIRST of all it took me 10 minutes to unwrap the "Honeyville Ham" which turned out to be a lovely bottle of wine! THANK YOU! Adult beverages are ALWAYS welcome! :sunbath: And when I was typing out your letter (because apparently I suck ass at posting pics! :bah::bah::bah:) I realized ... oh wait ... I have a GUN?!?!?!?:ooh2: Back to the box I go ... and lo and behold ... THERE IT IS!! :thanku::thanku::thanku: I have ALWAYS wanted a gun in that caliber!! It is PERFECT ... VERY tactical color scheme, good balance, fits my hand perfectly. I even have a shelf full of rock salt (being the good prepper I am) to load it with! :woohoo1: So ... although there are no pics I am ecstatic with my bottle of fine wine and Bug-A-Salt gun!! :rollingla:rollingla:rollingla Nicely done, sir!! (And THANK YOU for not sending me anything pink! I have to say I was a bit concerned ... lol:violin:) [/QUOTE]
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