Should I tell my sister in law she's getting fat?

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Hoov

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We had a work sponsored family picnic. Boss's wife is going around greeting, chatting with the women (spouses and employees). Walks up to spousal unit and says, "Congratulations, when are you due?"

Answer, "My daughter is 8."

Ho Lee Fook. I think I just sharded through my nose! Yeah, the boss's wife knew what she was doing. The comeback was awesome too.
 

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Well, I read this whole thing. And am pissed now. The op never did it, and we did not get to hear about him getting his ass whooped by either his Sister in law or his Brother. Dang it! I just knew if I kept reading, that it would be just in the next poster, or next page, but nope. I am pissed.
 

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Well, I read this whole thing. And am pissed now. The op never did it, and we did not get to hear about him getting his ass whooped by either his Sister in law or his Brother. Dang it! I just knew if I kept reading, that it would be just in the next poster, or next page, but nope. I am pissed.

Welcome to OSA. You get hard and limp in the same thread.
 

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I learned the hard way it's better to tell your sister-in-law she's gettin' fat instead sayin "Damn, your hawt!!". Things just got so ugly after that.
 

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