Oh, I just gotta get in on this!
It's been said that you can live off fat reserves for quite a long time......guess the OP was correct.
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What if she really is fat. And really fat. Even though you shouldn't say something...but you do! Now. She hits you and knows how to put her weight behind the punch. Hmmm did you learn anything? Ha ha ha
Nah, you tell my wifey she's getting fat. I'll sell tickets to the woopin.Tell you wife she is getting fat, it is much more fun.
How about just saying that you are looking out for her health --- 'cause with all that weight, she's gonna get hurt when that chair breaks.................
I will tell her, you said she was getting fat. Will that work?
OMG, a classic tread resurrected from the past! Took awhile to get through it, but it brought back some great memories. 
Reading comprehension is not a strong suit with you is it?I will tell her, you said she was getting fat. Will that work?
