I'm sorry, should I have waited for her fart first?
When my Dad was in the Air Force, he and a buddy of his was standing in line at the movies. There was 3 girls behind them, my Dad's buddy let one go and it was loud. He looked at the girl behind him and said, in a loud voice. Damn, pretty girl like that farts like a Mule. My Dad said everyone was looking at the girl, she was so embarrassed she was trying to leave, cause everyone thought she did it.
This brings up a profound moral dilemma. Is it initiation of force to cause noxious ass gasses and microscopic fecal particles to come in contact with an unconsenting victim's nose? If so, what amount of force is justifiable as self defense against such a threat?
I would think fanning it back in the sender's direction would at the very least be justified.
I would think fanning it back in the sender's direction would at the very least be justified.
Who's this "impunity," and can you arrange a meeting?
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Tanner, that makes me very happy.
You must be the old man from bass pro a few years ago. Elevator opens, old man walks out alone and quickly. Goes around the corner an watches as my wife, niece, and daughter all gag excessively while he smiles at us. Dude need to see a doctor. It was effing nasty. We are all scarred for life from this event.
You got into an elevator at Bass Pro... be it on your own head.
"Gastric Expansion" was the term used by a girl friend of mine many years ago.
Me, better to fart than explode is my motto.
Me, better to fart than explode is my motto.
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