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Sir, I say, Sir, You Farted Before my Wife!
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<blockquote data-quote="Cohiba" data-source="post: 2402326" data-attributes="member: 2550"><p>I was always afraid to fart in public...why...because of the noise!!! If I would know with 100% accuracy I could release a "SBD"...silent but deadly..I would.</p><p></p><p>So, I like to play games instead...what I call WalMart/ Walgreens games.</p><p></p><p>I like to find an elderly person , an elderly couple, a young woman by herself or a young married couple.</p><p></p><p>I relish in the pleasure of slipping a box of condoms, enemas, douches, KY or Astroglide into their shopping cart WITHOUT them knowing. I've always kept it to no more than two items for fear of being caught...but at least one item for sure!!</p><p>I do my best trying to watch them or the person at the checkout line and to see the "perplexed" look on their face (s) and looking at each other or wondering how or who put that in their shopping cart.</p><p></p><p>Sometimes I can't watch them, so I still chuckle knowing the surprise they'll have at checkout time.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cohiba, post: 2402326, member: 2550"] I was always afraid to fart in public...why...because of the noise!!! If I would know with 100% accuracy I could release a "SBD"...silent but deadly..I would. So, I like to play games instead...what I call WalMart/ Walgreens games. I like to find an elderly person , an elderly couple, a young woman by herself or a young married couple. I relish in the pleasure of slipping a box of condoms, enemas, douches, KY or Astroglide into their shopping cart WITHOUT them knowing. I've always kept it to no more than two items for fear of being caught...but at least one item for sure!! I do my best trying to watch them or the person at the checkout line and to see the "perplexed" look on their face (s) and looking at each other or wondering how or who put that in their shopping cart. Sometimes I can't watch them, so I still chuckle knowing the surprise they'll have at checkout time. [/QUOTE]
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