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<blockquote data-quote="turkeyrun" data-source="post: 3934143" data-attributes="member: 27991"><p>My daughter is usually the one that spots my bleeding. I have no idea where I am bleeding, how or when it happened. </p><p></p><p>She was around 6 yo, I had been trimming some trees. A limb had scraped across my forearm. I walked into the kitchen, blood running down my arm. Daughter asks, "Daddy, you're bleeding, what happened?"</p><p></p><p>"I was cutting trees and checked to see if the saw was sharp."</p><p></p><p>Her jaw drops, she turns to mom, shaking her head, "Mom, sometimes Daddy isn't very smart." </p><p>Wife is unloading dishwasher and drops butcher knife on her foot. Luckily, I had not sharpened it and she was wearing boots.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="turkeyrun, post: 3934143, member: 27991"] My daughter is usually the one that spots my bleeding. I have no idea where I am bleeding, how or when it happened. She was around 6 yo, I had been trimming some trees. A limb had scraped across my forearm. I walked into the kitchen, blood running down my arm. Daughter asks, "Daddy, you're bleeding, what happened?" "I was cutting trees and checked to see if the saw was sharp." Her jaw drops, she turns to mom, shaking her head, "Mom, sometimes Daddy isn't very smart." Wife is unloading dishwasher and drops butcher knife on her foot. Luckily, I had not sharpened it and she was wearing boots. [/QUOTE]
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