Surgery Gone Wrong

[Annie]

You just wish you had one.

Haha! I have several ...

 

[Dave70968]

They'll put yours in the vegetable stew.

Better than in the tuna casserole.

 

[Glock 'em down]

Haha! I have several ...

Yeah, but they're all made of hot pink plastic and not at all anotomically correct.

 

[Gunbuffer]

Gasp. This is a family oriented forum. (Or so I’ve been told)

 

[Annie]

Yeah, but they're all made of hot pink plastic and not at all anotomically correct.

Lol, hardly. Like skittles they come in ALL the colors of the rainbow, are always the perfect size, don't expect me to cook breakfast, and I don't have to cuddle after -- have that big o' king-sized bed all to myself. I'm saving up for one of those robots. I sure hope they have a model with different sized appendages (yes, arms and legs -- get your mind outta the gutter ) so I can tailor it to whatever strikes my fancy.

Of course, you guys should get interchangeable boobs. Only fair ...

 

[Annie]

Gasp. This is a family oriented forum. (Or so I’ve been told)

Were you offended by Post 12??

 

[Gunbuffer]

Not at all, but I should get to say dick too

 

[davek]

The second part of the joke is
"Good news though, it wasn't malignant"

 

[Parks 788]

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My wife and I literally laughed out loud for a couple minutes about this. That is some funny chit right here.