Must be why you are afraid to even approach a woman otherwise you wouldn't be asking what is a poor fella to do ... or is that because your wife has your balls in a vice on her nightstand??
I mean it's not like you haven't admitted it all over the internet. I believe there are even some screenshots of some of those posts.
Eta: Sorry, autocorrect thinks you have 2 of those. I kinda think you don't have any if you're looking for pointers on how to pick up chicks in a thread about how a father can help keep his teenage daughter safe. Like 'em young and inexperienced now they won't know just how bad you are at taking care of a WOMAN??
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