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<blockquote data-quote="ez bake" data-source="post: 892780" data-attributes="member: 229"><p>Transformers 2? I'm sorry, but the dog-humping scene wasn't funny, and they panned back to it like 3 times. That's like the douche at the party that tries to re-tell one of Dane Cook's bad jokes, and then keeps referring to it the rest of the night like everyone's still cracking up at him when really, everyone's just awkward enough to hope the guy hurries up and drinks himself into a coma so they can just get on with the party. </p><p></p><p>Then they had a robot humping Megan Fox's leg - like, "hey remember that crappy joke that we (the writers) got stoned for like an hour and then wrote it into the script - well, its back only totally different *giggling for 20 more minutes*".</p><p></p><p>The language was totally un-necessary. I tried watching it with my kids and about the second time the mom dropped the $#!T bomb, I was like "c'mon - was that necessary at all?".</p><p></p><p>I had the same complaint with GI Joe, but they didn't take it as far, and aside from having Marlin Wayans in it, I'm ok with the way it turned out (it was semi-kid friendly - but still had some language in it that they could have done without and nothing would have been lost in the movie).</p><p></p><p>I don't know - I was just horribly disappointed with the 2nd Transformers movie and couldn't get over the fact that it had a friggin PG 13 rating, but they said like every cuss word except for the F-bomb (unless I missed it) and had all kinds of sexual references in it (not to mention description of drug usage throughout it). There's no way a movie even 5 years ago would have gotten away with all that and had a PG 13 rating.</p><p></p><p>Oh and the twin robots who basically pissed all over every stereotype they could (including the "we ain't too good with the readin' and stuff) without actually being JarJar Binks.</p><p></p><p>I'm sorry, but there's really nothing that makes a movie cooler than hearing an Autobot utter the phrase "punk ass decepticon" or hearing one of the twins call someone a *****. Oh, unless its John Turturro saying "I'm under the enemies... testicles" when talking about a robot bad-guy. </p><p></p><p>I hope the writers of that movie were water-boarded - and I hope Michael Bay decides to stop making movies and stick to what he does best - which is obviously overseeing a waste treatment facility.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ez bake, post: 892780, member: 229"] Transformers 2? I'm sorry, but the dog-humping scene wasn't funny, and they panned back to it like 3 times. That's like the douche at the party that tries to re-tell one of Dane Cook's bad jokes, and then keeps referring to it the rest of the night like everyone's still cracking up at him when really, everyone's just awkward enough to hope the guy hurries up and drinks himself into a coma so they can just get on with the party. Then they had a robot humping Megan Fox's leg - like, "hey remember that crappy joke that we (the writers) got stoned for like an hour and then wrote it into the script - well, its back only totally different *giggling for 20 more minutes*". The language was totally un-necessary. I tried watching it with my kids and about the second time the mom dropped the $#!T bomb, I was like "c'mon - was that necessary at all?". I had the same complaint with GI Joe, but they didn't take it as far, and aside from having Marlin Wayans in it, I'm ok with the way it turned out (it was semi-kid friendly - but still had some language in it that they could have done without and nothing would have been lost in the movie). I don't know - I was just horribly disappointed with the 2nd Transformers movie and couldn't get over the fact that it had a friggin PG 13 rating, but they said like every cuss word except for the F-bomb (unless I missed it) and had all kinds of sexual references in it (not to mention description of drug usage throughout it). There's no way a movie even 5 years ago would have gotten away with all that and had a PG 13 rating. Oh and the twin robots who basically pissed all over every stereotype they could (including the "we ain't too good with the readin' and stuff) without actually being JarJar Binks. I'm sorry, but there's really nothing that makes a movie cooler than hearing an Autobot utter the phrase "punk ass decepticon" or hearing one of the twins call someone a *****. Oh, unless its John Turturro saying "I'm under the enemies... testicles" when talking about a robot bad-guy. I hope the writers of that movie were water-boarded - and I hope Michael Bay decides to stop making movies and stick to what he does best - which is obviously overseeing a waste treatment facility. [/QUOTE]
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