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<blockquote data-quote="MR.T." data-source="post: 914059" data-attributes="member: 4793"><p>I like it, but this is my version of the one with the car.</p><p></p><p><em>Twas the night before Christmas and I was caught at a light.</em></p><p><em>And then up pulled a rumbling V8, no cops in sight.</em></p><p><em>I will try, I will try, with this 2 liter motor.</em></p><p><em>To beat this damn Charger, and it's earthquake like blower.</em></p><p><em>As the light goes to green, I pull like no joke,</em></p><p><em>That Charger's rearend erupts in a big cloud of smoke.</em></p><p><em>"Rev Smasher!, rev Twister!, rev Stroker!, rev Blitzin!."</em></p><p><em>I yelled out the names of my 4 VTEC Pistons.</em></p><p><em>Racing ahead, I'm the star of the action,</em></p><p><em>but I know I am in trouble when that Charger gets traction.</em></p><p><em>I grab second gear and hear the RPMs sing,</em></p><p><em>My rear-view mirror blocked by my shopping cart wing.</em></p><p><em>I now hear the rumble of that Big Block gaining,</em></p><p><em>All I can do is keep this four-banger straining.</em></p><p><em>In a second the shockwave hits with a blast,</em></p><p><em>My Japanese stickers go flying, a thing of the past.</em></p><p><em>I don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,</em></p><p><em>I just try to act cool, like you can relate.</em></p><p><em>Looking up at the tail lights, as they get smaller,</em></p><p><em>The Charger backs off just to give me a holler.</em></p><p><em>"You can't win 'em all" the driver says as i sit there and gawk</em></p><p><em>"but you won't win any against this FEROCIOUS BIG BLOCK!!!</em></p><p><em>My neon lights a-glow, as the R/T pulled out of sight,</em></p><p><em>With my new mods tomorrow... I'll win the next fight.</em></p><p><em>Another night we meet, again on that same road,</em></p><p><em>My 1-inch exhaust, blows steam in the cold.</em></p><p><em>I revved hard, this time so sure I would win,</em></p><p><em>But that damn Dodge Charger, kicked my ass again.</em></p><p><em>The driver rolls down the window, at the end of the street,</em></p><p><em>And yells out, "When I mash the gas, this Blowers is SWEET !!!"</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MR.T., post: 914059, member: 4793"] I like it, but this is my version of the one with the car. [I]Twas the night before Christmas and I was caught at a light. And then up pulled a rumbling V8, no cops in sight. I will try, I will try, with this 2 liter motor. To beat this damn Charger, and it's earthquake like blower. As the light goes to green, I pull like no joke, That Charger's rearend erupts in a big cloud of smoke. "Rev Smasher!, rev Twister!, rev Stroker!, rev Blitzin!." I yelled out the names of my 4 VTEC Pistons. Racing ahead, I'm the star of the action, but I know I am in trouble when that Charger gets traction. I grab second gear and hear the RPMs sing, My rear-view mirror blocked by my shopping cart wing. I now hear the rumble of that Big Block gaining, All I can do is keep this four-banger straining. In a second the shockwave hits with a blast, My Japanese stickers go flying, a thing of the past. I don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, I just try to act cool, like you can relate. Looking up at the tail lights, as they get smaller, The Charger backs off just to give me a holler. "You can't win 'em all" the driver says as i sit there and gawk "but you won't win any against this FEROCIOUS BIG BLOCK!!! My neon lights a-glow, as the R/T pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow... I'll win the next fight. Another night we meet, again on that same road, My 1-inch exhaust, blows steam in the cold. I revved hard, this time so sure I would win, But that damn Dodge Charger, kicked my ass again. The driver rolls down the window, at the end of the street, And yells out, "When I mash the gas, this Blowers is SWEET !!!"[/I] [/QUOTE]
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