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Things my Mom taught me

Discussion in 'Stupid Stuff' started by Personofinterest, Jul 9, 2018.

  1. Personofinterest

    Personofinterest Sharpshooter

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    My Moms was, "Want in one hand, and crap in the other. See which one fills up first."
     
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    Oh, and..… "Youre about as useful as tits on a boar!"
     
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    CGS1 I'm Retired, Do It Yourself.

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    And lets not forget the........JUST WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME! I was like, just kill me now and get it over with.
     
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    Heard all of those ^^ and more.. As a child of the 70's mom stayed home, fixed bicycles, pet shop runs, and had us /me do the animal chores , always had an array of livestock.. One day she swung at me and I ducked, she missed and I took off running, before I got far a shoe hit me in the back of the head.. My mom was the BOMB, they didn't make'em any better.. Sure do miss her..
     
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    All those plus "I brought you into this world, I can sure take you out!"
     
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    Eat your ****** fish sticks; it's brain food, God knows you could use it.
     
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    Where I grew up in northern Wisconsin,in my youth, fish sticks for us kids was a treat. Some of the best walleye and pike and bluegill in the world was right outside our door. Did I mention brook and rainbow trout Go figure.
     
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    Shooda knocked you in the head when you were born... I must have been a bad kid.
     
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    That's something more like my dad would say. My mom ruled the house with a Iron Fist.... And a belt.
     

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