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Discussion in 'Stupid Stuff' started by Personofinterest, Jul 9, 2018.
My Moms was, "Want in one hand, and crap in the other. See which one fills up first."
Oh, and..… "Youre about as useful as tits on a boar!"
And lets not forget the........JUST WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME! I was like, just kill me now and get it over with.
Heard all of those ^^ and more.. As a child of the 70's mom stayed home, fixed bicycles, pet shop runs, and had us /me do the animal chores , always had an array of livestock.. One day she swung at me and I ducked, she missed and I took off running, before I got far a shoe hit me in the back of the head.. My mom was the BOMB, they didn't make'em any better.. Sure do miss her..
All those plus "I brought you into this world, I can sure take you out!"
Eat your ****** fish sticks; it's brain food, God knows you could use it.
Where I grew up in northern Wisconsin,in my youth, fish sticks for us kids was a treat. Some of the best walleye and pike and bluegill in the world was right outside our door. Did I mention brook and rainbow trout Go figure.
Shooda knocked you in the head when you were born... I must have been a bad kid.
That's something more like my dad would say. My mom ruled the house with a Iron Fist.... And a belt.