I gotta share my a turd story because it was so amazingly gross. While in college living in the fraturnity house our bathrooms were situated in that there was a long counter with about 5 sinks on one wall. The wall directly behind the sinks was a row of toilets. No walls or separations dividing the crappers. Just open to everyone who wanted to watch you poop while brusing your teeth. At one point one of the guys came out of the bathroom laughing and carrying on about the size of the turd in one of the toilets. Of course we all had to go look for ourselves. Well holy smokes, in one bowl there were two turds floating side by side that were every bit of 10" long and 2" in diameter. It was horrifically amazing those turds were able to exit a human. What made it worse was there wasn't a square of toilet paper in the bowl with the turds. We did have some nasty moo foo's in that house.
