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<blockquote data-quote="RidgeHunter" data-source="post: 2044128" data-attributes="member: 4319"><p>Oh Oklahoma. It should be illegal to get married before age 30.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I resent this unsubstituted malarkey. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I understand why men got married after a few weeks back in the olden days when a lady, even a crazy lady, would not show you her ankles until you made her your wife. But in our Modern George Jetson Society you can have all the fun of a relationship with a crazy woman without that terrifying legal document and having to spend 24/7 with her. I mean like I say I know that dude who's been married 7 times. Who's he fooling? I don't get these dudes at all. It's like they think getting married makes it seem like they have it together and aren't immature hedonistic slobs, but lemme tell you, long about the 6th time ain't nobody takin' it seriously. Give up the charade, bros. </p><p></p><p>I think it's because society judges our kind. No one accepts this lifestyle, and it drives men like us to live a lie. I don't know what love is, Jenny. I am not a smart man. I do know that I'll keep having short relationships (that's really an insult to the word relationship) with crazy women until it becomes too difficult for me to lure them in anymore. Then I'm gonna get a dog and go fishing. Then I'll die alone.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RidgeHunter, post: 2044128, member: 4319"] Oh Oklahoma. It should be illegal to get married before age 30. I resent this unsubstituted malarkey. I understand why men got married after a few weeks back in the olden days when a lady, even a crazy lady, would not show you her ankles until you made her your wife. But in our Modern George Jetson Society you can have all the fun of a relationship with a crazy woman without that terrifying legal document and having to spend 24/7 with her. I mean like I say I know that dude who's been married 7 times. Who's he fooling? I don't get these dudes at all. It's like they think getting married makes it seem like they have it together and aren't immature hedonistic slobs, but lemme tell you, long about the 6th time ain't nobody takin' it seriously. Give up the charade, bros. I think it's because society judges our kind. No one accepts this lifestyle, and it drives men like us to live a lie. I don't know what love is, Jenny. I am not a smart man. I do know that I'll keep having short relationships (that's really an insult to the word relationship) with crazy women until it becomes too difficult for me to lure them in anymore. Then I'm gonna get a dog and go fishing. Then I'll die alone. [/QUOTE]
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