We had a security guard that only carried one glock but carried a minimum of 8 magazines.My boss asked me if he was mentally stable? I told her probably not, but as close as we would be able to get for $10.50 per hour.
A deputy in a large sheriff's department once said to me that he was thinking about wearing two guns in uniform. He was told that there were no regulations against it but if anyone tried it, they'd make a regulation against it
Several years ago, a bomb threat was called into our plant. A Muskogee County deputy was the first to arrive, and as I held the door open for him, I noticed that his 1911 was missing a mag. I started to ask if his name was Barney, but thought better and let it pass knowing that I would have many good laughs over the coming years telling the story.