This woman goes to see her doctor. She says to him, "Doc, I've tried all kinds of diets to lose weight, but nothing's worked. I just can't drop even a pound. I'm desperate, what can I do??"
The doctor says, "Well, I do have a diet plan that should work very well, but I have to warn you, it's unusual."
"I'm willing to try anything! What is it?"
"Alright, from now on, whatever food you go to put in your mouth, stick it up your backside instead."
"Well, that is odd... but I'll give it a shot."
"Great, come back to see me in a month."
A month goes by, and the woman goes back to see the doctor. She's standing in front of his desk, shifting from foot to foot.
"Well, so how is the diet working out?" the doctor asks.
"Great! I've lost 100 pounds, all my old clothes fit, and I feel wonderful!"
"That is excellent. Well, I'm afraid I need to write you a prescription for your nerves."
"What's wrong with my nerves?"
"You're fidgeting and shifting from foot to foot. You look agitated."
"Oh, I'm chewing gum."
The doctor says, "Well, I do have a diet plan that should work very well, but I have to warn you, it's unusual."
"I'm willing to try anything! What is it?"
"Alright, from now on, whatever food you go to put in your mouth, stick it up your backside instead."
"Well, that is odd... but I'll give it a shot."
"Great, come back to see me in a month."
A month goes by, and the woman goes back to see the doctor. She's standing in front of his desk, shifting from foot to foot.
"Well, so how is the diet working out?" the doctor asks.
"Great! I've lost 100 pounds, all my old clothes fit, and I feel wonderful!"
"That is excellent. Well, I'm afraid I need to write you a prescription for your nerves."
"What's wrong with my nerves?"
"You're fidgeting and shifting from foot to foot. You look agitated."
"Oh, I'm chewing gum."
